``MY SPACE``

前段时间兔儿给我介绍了1个刚健的动物--------有点软公司的智能聊天机器人....

这段时间太倒霉了,喉咙反复跟我过不去,,然后昨天去跑步又把脚折了,总得比馒头还大,,都是陈伤了,,

 

现在把以前我和这个刚健动物的聊天记录发给大家哈:

 

恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
Hi,他们说你很厉害
Encarta?  Instant Answers 说:
嗯，你也很厉害，对不对？

 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
被你发现了
Encarta?  Instant Answers 说:
你想让我找什么？

 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
...............

Encarta?  Instant Answers 说:

Hmmm.  I'm not quite sure what to make of that.
Type "?" to see what kind of questions I can answer.

恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
我爱你
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
太好了，我也爱你!
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
真的吗？
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
没什么真的，假的!

聊了半天 none 我们再聊点儿别的吧......
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
你不爱我了？
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
不可能! 我爱你!
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
说得好！
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
你是个猪
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
为什么？
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
因为猪没智商
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
没错！
恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
你是变性人吗？
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
我把你说的话当作恭维。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
那你上档次了！
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
看！地上有钱。（抓抓头脑，不大懂你说什么）
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。

 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
what's up?
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
You know, hanging out. You?
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
same here
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
You too?  That's cool.
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
why?
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
'Cause that's just the way it is.
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
so cool
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
Yeah.

 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
打你小样
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
恩，好的。
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
。。。。。我第一次遇到有你这种要求的人
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
疑 ... 不懂哦~
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
你确实不聪明
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
哇！有怪兽。快溜阿~（转移注意力成功，逃）
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
有没人说过你是SB？
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
“一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是小星星 ... 你说什么我不知道 ...“
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
我说我是你的爸爸
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
没错！
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
乖儿子`
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
恩，好的。
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
但是,我想知道你妈是谁？
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
我是Encarta? Instant Answers! 我是一台能与你谈论各种事情的聪明的计算机。

请输入 "“主页”" 来看看我都能做什么。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
“你妈”
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
疑 ... 不懂哦~
其实呢，我是刚刚才学会说话的机器人，所以有点笨。请多多指教。
 恐龟```  顶LEO割FREE``` 说:
。。。。。。。。。
Encarta? Instant Answers 说:
Hmmm.  I'm not quite sure what to make of that.
Type "?" to see what kind of questions I can answer.

 

嘿嘿,是不是有点安逸挖?大家可以加他聊哈,其实他的主要功能是查询百科全书,,,,就像1个索引一类的,,,不过偶尔调戏下他还是很爽滴``

以前是encarta@conversagent.com,但是现在这个被淘汰了,可能是我这样的人太多了，他提前退役了..

现在的是encarta@botmetro.net,不过我觉得明显新的没有以前的好玩了...

终于开始写ISSUE和ARGUMENT了,今天先写了一篇简单的ARGUMENT```ISSUE还没勇气写.....

大家可以随便对我的处女写发表意见哈,有啥子语法错误啊,啥子谦辞造句啊,啥子逻辑盲区啊,都随便提哦````帮帮忙哈,我晓得英语牛的多得很````直接QQ和MSN告诉我都可以,,,,,嘎嘎,先谢(万分感谢姚阿姨百忙中帮我修改!!)

<The following appeared in a memorandum from a dean at Omega University.

"Fifteen years ago, Omega University implemented a new procedure that encouraged students to evaluate the teaching effectiveness of all their professors. Since that time, Omega professors have begun to assign higher grades in their classes, and overall student grade averages at Omega have risen by thirty percent. Potential employers apparently believe the grades at Omega are inflated; this would explain why Omega graduates have not been as successful at getting jobs as have graduates from nearby Alpha University. To enable its graduates to secure better jobs, Omega University should now terminate student evaluation of professors."

15年前，Omega大学实施了一项新措施，鼓励学生对所有教授的教学效果进行评价。从那以后，Omega的教授开始给予学生更高的分数，Omega的学生成绩总平均上升了30％。未来的雇主显然认为Omega的分数贬值了；这可以解释为什么Omega的毕业生找工作时没有邻近的Alpha大学毕业生成功。为使Omega毕业生找到好工作，我们应立即停止学生对教授的评价。>--------这个是题目!大哥些!

In this memo, Omega University's dean recommends that in order to enable its graduates to secure better jobs, Omega University should terminate its professor-evaluation procedure immediately. (the university should terminate its professor-evaluation procedure immediately in order to secure the better jobs for its graduates). To validate this recommendation, the dean points out that Omega encouraged its students, by carrying out a particular procedure, to evaluate the teaching effectiveness of all their professors during the past 15 years . The dean also cites the fact that Omega University's graduates have not been as successful at getting jobs as have graduates from nearby Alpha University, notwithstanding the overall grade average at Omega has risen by 30%. A close scrutiny of each of these evidences reveals, however, that none of them gives little credible support to the dean's recommendation, as discussed below.

To begin with, the dean fails to establish a causal relationship between the professor-evaluation procedure and the overall grade averages of Omega's students which has risen by 30%, so( X )the dean falsely assumes that Omega's professors mendaciously assign higher grades in their classes for obtaining outstanding evaluations (which consequently) caused the grade's inflation at Omega. Lacking evidences to confirm this assumption, it is entirely possible that Omega's admission standards, during the past 15 years, has been elevated which has resulted in the grade's increase. Or, perhaps the fact that the quality of education has been ameliorated since 15 years ago (during this period) should be responsible for this increase. Without accounting for these scenarios that might contribute to the grade's increase, the dean cannot justify the claim that the grades at Omega are inflated due to the evaluation procedure.(the professor-evaluation procedure directly resulted in 30% increase of Omega's students’ overall grade averages.)

Secondly, even assuming that the evaluation procedure breeds the grade's inflation at Omega, the dean's claim that Omega's graduates' inflated grades have resulted in their inferior position of finding employments is still untenable. The dean fails to consider other possible reasons for Omega's comparatively poor job-placement. Perhaps(For example), Omega's career services are(may be) insufficient; or perhaps Omega has less job counselors than Alpha. Thus, without ruling out all these possibilities the dean cannot convince me that the inflated grades can hinder Omega's graduates from finding employments.

Finally, even if the dean can substantiate all of the foregoing assumptions, the dean also overlooks a myriad of other possible factors by which Omega can increase its job-placement record. For instance, Omega should improve its public relations or career-counseling services and hire additional job counselors to help its graduates with their resumes and interviewing skills, if (by doing) so, its graduates can find better jobs. In short, since the dean fails to take into account and rule out these possibilities, the dean's assertion that Omega might help its graduates, only by terminating its professor-evaluation procedure，to have better jobs offers from prospective employers cannot be taken seriously( is not persuasive).

In sum, the argument relies on certain doubtful assumptions that render it unconvincing as it stands. To bolster  the recommendation the dean must provide clear evidence that Omega's professor-evaluation procedure has rendered the increase in grade average, and the fact that Omega's graduates are less successful in getting jobs than Alpha graduates is attributable to Omega's graduates' inflated grades. To evaluate the dean's recommendation more efficiently(effectively), I would need more information about Omega's admission standards and quality of education during the past 15 years. I would also need to know what other methods are available to Omega for enabling its graduates to win better jobs.

      7月12日

 

14：00 挥别父母，走进双流机场，发现人来人往，暗中观察``

14：10 换登记牌，办理托运，被一大妈级人物无情的扣下 ……紧张 #￥%#……

14：11 用颤抖的双手打开行李，原来ZIPPO油是违禁品。

14：20 被一PLMM用铁棒强行抚摩全身后，，意外地通过安检`

14：30 来到指定的GATE候机，不甘寂寞，阅读想象文学，困，继而假寐```

15：20 开始登机，发现身旁有1个我们学校研2的师兄，搭讪，攀谈，尽情谄媚，大家都很开心。

15：30 在空姐夹道欢迎中走进飞机，想要大喊：“我就要去伟大祖国的首都了！”但是被自己制止``心情激昂，久久不能平静

 

16：20 终于起飞了，很久没坐飞机，于是产生幻觉，《LOST》中的情节开始浮现。

17：15 挤，无法动弹，737真的老了```

18：40 很失望，安全着陆，发现一GRE单词“APRON”原来还有停机坪的意思

18：50 上大巴前往西单``身边坐了1对不知道哪个国家的情侣，偷偷听他们交谈，很惬意……

19：30 下车，天色大变```妖风阵阵，，漫天飞沙。打车未遂，并发现研2的师兄也在干同样的事情，结伴而行，地铁伺候```

20：00 路上师兄很猥亵的告诉我地铁上PLMM如云，憧憬，发现被骗，忍。。

20：20 走出西直门地铁口，大雨倾盆。被一印度妇女强行要求帮她打车，由于语言不通，失败，我和师兄愤上一辆TAXI仓皇逃窜

 

22：00 几经辗转，终于爬到了王道光同学租的公寓，还不错，跃层，比想象中好，

22：20 和盆盆初次见面```感觉还不错`能够正常交流

24：00 躺在床上，呼吸着伟大祖国首都的空气，``心情激昂，久久不能平静

 

      7月13-7月15日

 

这几天每天都过得很随性，，去了趟大舅爷家，和他聊了很久，什么都聊，惊诧于他的矍铄和思维的敏锐，于是，愤然欺诈了一顿烤鸭。。看着道光和盆盆她们都在世界500强的外企工作，想到了很多，发现北京真的是发展的好地方，虽然上海也有和北京一样，甚至更好的机会和空间，但是北京的人脉和交际圈不是其它城市能比的。关于北京之行的心路历程这篇BLOG就不赘述了，我会另外写的``

 

      7月16日

 

报道之日，很自然的睡过头，决定自己赶车去住宿部。查了查地图，万幸不是太远，至少还在6环内。

晚上7点终于拖着笨重的行李，爬到了北部新区实验中学。到寝室一看，居然下铺4个都是电子科大的，但是发现全寝室就我最老，有种“PLEASANT SORROW”从心底油然而生````

 

      7月17日-7月20日

 

果然我们班的配置很高，ARGUMENT：张雷东 ISSUE：修锐 阅读：齐文昱 词汇：陈琦 填空：杜昶旭

对张雷东和修锐没什么感觉，觉得2个人讲得波澜不惊的，虽然总体来说还是讲得不错。

对于剩下的三个人，就大有文章了，

 

首先登场的是沙老师，文艺复兴的发型，配合磁性的嗓音，再穿插点煽情小故事，给人的感觉的确是唯美。。。女生听沙老师的课完全是在享受，但对男生老说，上GRE的住宿班最大的挑战不是每天5小时课+9小时自习，而是上催眠老师的课而不睡觉```

 

陈琦小朋友是以一个书贩的身份亮相的，，经常讲些暴搞笑的小段子，而且说话的味道总觉得像个什么卡通人物。后来我才发现，原来人如果有崇拜或者喜欢的人，那么就会越来越像这个人，哦， 忘了说了，Jason是小新的FANS。。。

 

阿杜也是四川人，我私下问了，是雅安人。讲得很好，活得也很茁壮，但是经常忽略自己的身材欺骗我们说自己曾经是跳高运动员、游泳教练，，

 

                                                                 -----------  to be continued